Eunice is one of the few writers that has ever dazzled me, the first time I read her post I thought “no this cannot be the Eunice I know”. She blew my mind!! Relationship blogs are in their mirades out…
Month: May 2016
Discover the Only Dumbass in your family
“Wait so why should we even send you to school sef, ordinary to calculate change from market you cannot do” that was Saliu’s mother, I listened on as she explained to the boy that some people are just born with…
4 Stupid Reasons why Nigerians go to School
Education is the best legacy: STUPID STUPID and MEGA STUPID. When a father feels like he has failed in every area but needs to “stroke” his ego you will hear something like “I spent all my life sending you to…
Buhari: I lost the Subsidy Money [Satire]
In the news tonight, our reporters earlier today organized a tea chat with the General Mommadi Brurahiri. Looking distraught and totally dishevelled, the President of Nigeria revealed to us that he had lost the subsidy money while visiting gulliver…
GUEST POST: THY LOVE
What tenderness thy love flower’d! Whilst thou drench’d me with mirth Beauty’onder exult’d all in thy love Thine was genuine integrity How the dire devil canst pilfer human gratification! Tenuously I drek with thy resemblance Thee ov’rshadow’d in the’ternal distress…
GUEST POST: THY LOVE
What tenderness thy love flower’d! Whilst thou drench’d me with mirth Beauty’onder exult’d all in thy love Thine was genuine integrity How the dire devil canst pilfer human gratification! Tenuously I drek with thy resemblance Thee ov’rshadow’d in the’ternal…
3 methods For Beating Your Housemaid
get blahlah (horsewhip), then beat her senseless. WICKED Soul! Open your mouth and pour every filthy feeling you have on him. THEN go and bless your own children in church/mosque. onye ara, oloshi! When your wife and daughter have finished…